honesty is the best policy

hello ruttish doghearted hedge-pigs. (and i do mean that in the nicest of ways...kisses from shakespeare) i decided to make a blog to record all the fun and exciting (vapid and monotonous) things i do this summer. today is the day after memorial day. it is also the first day that i am going out in public (please no), so you should probably bring sunglasses. i really am that pale, trust me. so far this summer (6 days...such a long time) i:

1. had hip surgery
2. watched massive amount of really bad television
3. ate a lot of cake 
4. and chocolate
5. lost my motivation to do really anything
6. talked to 6 people who are not related to me, 3 of whom were adults
7. mastered the art of crutch-ing
8. mastered the art of walker-ing
9. went outside 3 times (new personal best)
10. beat close to all of the time records on MarioKart

i've been pretty productive if i do say so myself.

i figure i'll post something every week...or every day (probably not)...maybe every 3 days? i might even throw in a little random rant every now and then for everyone's enjoyment. who knows. y'all will still get updates about my riveting (boring enough to bring you to you to tears) life as the summer goes on. also. if you don't have a wide range of acceptable humor, this blog might not be the best place for you. you know what they say: honesty is the best policy...is it though? ponder that one, eh? anywho, feel free to ask me questions or leave comments or suggestions. remember to check the things of the day page. every time there is a new post, there will be a new list so check it.

the first part of this year was pretty awful, so i'm hoping the summer will be a lot better.

i really hope somebody makes an effort to read this blog this summer. otherwise i might as well just...do nothing like always. i don't want to. that's boring. 

rămas bun, peasants.

kisses

regina george (because she's groovy)

s/o to the grooviest person around (next to me of course): my pulchritudinous kid sister for being the fabulously sassy cheetah girl we know and love. much love bby.

P.S. don't let this summer get your knickers in a twist. if that happens, untwist them, go outside throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care, live your life and make some memories...then keep those memories to yourself because what happens in vegas stays in vegas.