go and smell the roses

FRIDAY! *rebecca black song starts playing*...no. never ever ever. that song ruined some of the good friday tingles i usually get. buzzkill. 

hello cullionly shard-borne foot-lickers. (kisses from shakespeare) today it is the last day of may...wow. wasn't cinco de mayo, like, last week? anywho, an oodle of things happened to me this week! (bet you didn't see that one coming. ha.) another surprise: i don't have another surprise! on to the past events of this week (by day. 'cause i'm organized like that.)

wednesday

1. first day with caitlin (friendly teenage companion. not a nanny.)
2. the sis and i dyed the ends of our hair with kool-aid
3. we watched another disney movie 
4. i had a p.t. (physical therapy) appointment for la cadera (google it)
5. i ate the best pot pie in the history of ever

thursday

1. played a lot of MarioKart (queen, i am)
2. i stayed home whilst the sister went to the mall and was social 
3. caitlin and i played operation 
4. we also played mancala 
5. and also life 
6. and then i ate a cupcake

friday (that's today!)

1. woke up at a reasonable time (it wasn't even 10 yet!)
2. watched more bad disney television
3. got up from the couch and hobbled back to my room (specifically: bed)
4. took a nap
5. went to more p.t. (the pain...the PAIN)
6. had jamba juice (*drools*)
7. took a nap
8. watched wreck it ralph (so cuh-ute!)

i know, i know. this was supposed to be friday's post but i got distracted because we were watching wreck it ralph and awww...it's an adorable movie. and then i was busy. i just noticed that i have a whole 'nother week to update on :/ woopsies. be mad at me all you want but i know y'all will coming running back after you figure out that one day without wonderously insightful words from the great houdini (that's me) makes you act like there are ants in your pants.  anywho, have a wonderous day and don't get too sunburnt. (or do...either way it's not my fault. i'm not mother nature.)

á bientôt, peasants.
sharpay evans (because she's fabulous)

P.S. remember to check things of the day!

update...on updates

i am going to be posting an update every friday and sunday. one for the weekdays and one for the weekend. this is because a) i am much too lazy to do it more often, b) not a lot of stuff usually happens to me over the course of a week and c) this way  i don't have to try to remember to add the weekends into my usual post. now they get their own. woo. 

you know what they say: work smarter not harder...but in my case it's basically me just being a laz y girl. ha. (like laz y boy but since i'm a girl...ya)

tot weersiens, peasants.

betty rizzo (because she's feisty)

P.S. there isn't a things of the day for this one 'cause it's not an official post so put down your pitchforks and your torches and disperse your angry mob because ain't nobody got time fo' dat. 

honesty is the best policy

hello ruttish doghearted hedge-pigs. (and i do mean that in the nicest of ways...kisses from shakespeare) i decided to make a blog to record all the fun and exciting (vapid and monotonous) things i do this summer. today is the day after memorial day. it is also the first day that i am going out in public (please no), so you should probably bring sunglasses. i really am that pale, trust me. so far this summer (6 days...such a long time) i:

1. had hip surgery
2. watched massive amount of really bad television
3. ate a lot of cake 
4. and chocolate
5. lost my motivation to do really anything
6. talked to 6 people who are not related to me, 3 of whom were adults
7. mastered the art of crutch-ing
8. mastered the art of walker-ing
9. went outside 3 times (new personal best)
10. beat close to all of the time records on MarioKart

i've been pretty productive if i do say so myself.

i figure i'll post something every week...or every day (probably not)...maybe every 3 days? i might even throw in a little random rant every now and then for everyone's enjoyment. who knows. y'all will still get updates about my riveting (boring enough to bring you to you to tears) life as the summer goes on. also. if you don't have a wide range of acceptable humor, this blog might not be the best place for you. you know what they say: honesty is the best policy...is it though? ponder that one, eh? anywho, feel free to ask me questions or leave comments or suggestions. remember to check the things of the day page. every time there is a new post, there will be a new list so check it.

the first part of this year was pretty awful, so i'm hoping the summer will be a lot better.

i really hope somebody makes an effort to read this blog this summer. otherwise i might as well just...do nothing like always. i don't want to. that's boring. 

rămas bun, peasants.

kisses

regina george (because she's groovy)

s/o to the grooviest person around (next to me of course): my pulchritudinous kid sister for being the fabulously sassy cheetah girl we know and love. much love bby.

P.S. don't let this summer get your knickers in a twist. if that happens, untwist them, go outside throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care, live your life and make some memories...then keep those memories to yourself because what happens in vegas stays in vegas.